Long Division
The bed was always too big for the room by half
But we needed access from both sides
So we made do.
Now I can push the bed against the wall
Single-sided access is sufficient
For the unforeseeable future.
Twin chairs from Ikea in the family room
Watching “Bones” and “NCIS” and “The Big Bang Theory”
One is always empty now
So I split them up
Put the lazy boy in the middle
Less pain that way.
Single rocking chair in the corner
Sold my car to Greg and kept the truck
Ladies Home Journal subscription has lapsed
Put my dresser in her side of the closet
Both sides of the bathroom counter suddenly free
No one to arm wrestle for the remote.
Long division…remainder of one.
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